Perfection is an asymptote.

Perfection is an asymptote.

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I’m watching Curling. Sweep, d…

I’m watching Curling. Sweep, dammit, sweep!

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OH MY GOODNESS, MARMITE IS DIS…

OH MY GOODNESS, MARMITE IS DISGUSTING. DRINK AT YOUR OWN PERIL.

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“I’m going to stop carrying ph…

“I’m going to stop carrying photo ID. By now, people should know who I am.”

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I will live beyond 100, or die…

I will live beyond 100, or die trying!

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